Kamis, 24 Juni 2010

100 truths about rizka putri alya

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, copy and paste this note, erase my answers and enter your own, tag people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage = pizza
2. Last phone call = kairania qalbi.
3. Last text message = saskia putri kamala
4. Last song you listened to = no air, you belong with me
5. Last time you cried = forget
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice = yes
7. Been cheated on = yes
8. Kissed someone & regretted it = n o
9. Lost someone special =yes
10. Been depressed = yes
11. Been drunk and threw up = no

FIRST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. purple
13. pink
14. yellow
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend = yes
16. Fallen out of love = no
17. Laughed until you cried = maybe
18. Met someone who changed you = yes
19. Found out who your true friends were = yes
20. Found out someone was talking about you = yes
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list = no
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life = 500???
23. How many kids do you want to have = 2 or 3
24. Do you have any pets = yes
25. Do you want to change your name = no
26. What did you do for your last birthday = make a wish, and the others
27. What time did you wake up today = 05.35
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = watch
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = i think fanny
30. Last time you saw your Mother = today
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? = my life
32. What are you listening to right now = mp3 player, youtube
33. Have you ever talked to a person named tom = i think no
34. What's getting on your nerves right now = nothing
35. Most visited webpage = facebook, blogspot, twitter,looklet
36. Whats your real name = rizka
37. Nicknames = kiki,rizka or alya
38. Relationship Status = in relationship
39. Zodiac sign = scorpio
40. Male or female? = female
41. Elementary? = sdnp at-taqwa 
42. Middle School = smpn 99
43. High School/College = sman 68
44. Hair colour = black, dark brown
45. Long or short = long
46. Height = around 149 or 152 ??
47. Do you have a crush on someone? = yes
48: What do you like about yourself? = everything
49. Piercings = no
50. Tattoos = no
51. Righty or lefty = right

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery = no
53. First piercing = no
54. First best friend = sd
55. First sport you joined = swimming
56. First vacation = bali
58. First pair of trainers = no

RIGHT NOW
59. Eating = yes
60. Drinking = yes
61. I'm about to =sleeping
62. Listening to = my favorite songs
63. Waiting for = tommorow

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids= yes
65. Get Married= yes
66. Career = artist, model

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes? = eyes
68. Hugs or kisses? = kissed
69. Shorter or taller? = taller
70. Older or Younger? = older
71. Romantic or spontaneous ? = romantic
72. Nice stomach or nice arms? = both
73. Sensitive or loud ? = sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship? = relationship
75. Trouble maker or hesitant? = ?

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger? = maybe
77. Drank hard liquor? = no
78. Lost glasses/contacts? = yes
79. Sex on first date? = no
80. Broken someone's heart? = yes
81. Had your own heart broken? = yes
82. Been arrested? = no
83. Turned someone down? = maybe
84. Cried when someone died? = yes
85. Lied to your bestfriend? = yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
86. Yourself? = sometimes
87. Miracles? = yes
88. Love at first sight? = yes.
89. Heaven? = yes
90. Santa Claus?= no
91. Kiss on the first date?= yeah
92. Angels? = yeah

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time? = yes
95. Did you sing today? = yess
96. Ever cheated on somebody? = yes
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? = i dont know n for what?????
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? = i dont know?????
99. Are you afraid of falling in love? = sometimes
100. Posting this as 100 truths? = yes

Rabu, 23 Juni 2010

sekolah saya !!!!!

Halo, me,aku,gw,saya posting lagi nehhh pastinya dengan postingan paliing nikmat untuk di baca (hehehehe)



 sd

inilah sd saya yaitu at-taqwa dari tk sampe sd saya disini , sekolahnya lumuyan,anak"nya asik n lumayan
di At-taqwa banyyyyyak kenangan" yang takkan saya lupakan seumur hiduppp (gaya lo)




smp


ini smp saya (mudah"an ) yap! 99 plus...................... sebenernya saya mao masok 216 tapi jaoh n nilai kurang mencukupi.










sma     (dirahasiakan)











universitas (dirahasiakan)













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Selasa, 22 Juni 2010

TOLONG lawaq part 6

HEEYOOOOOO  saya posting lage neh ,jenistnya lawaq  

silahkan di cicipi.......

Waktu itu gw lagi cipete,dirumah nenek nah terus gw mw beli ice cream tapi uang tidak bisa berkompromi alias boke (gak ditambah p lo -__-)    nah gw minta tuh sm sodara gw.Mba Hani

s = mba
mh = apa
 s = boleh minta uang gk
mh = gk
s = plis mbak
mh = minta kek sm yg laen jgn gw
s = mbakkkk mbak gk kasian sm swdara mba yg suuangat cantiq ini (muahaha)
mh = lo cantik? masa?
s = plisss mba ntar aku ganti dengan bonus 3 x lipat
mh = ok
s makasih




ternyata saya bisa meluluhkan kerasnya hati swdara saya *candambahani*

pasangan

Heyyyyoooooo.............iam come back! (awasss saya gigit lo ! ya gaklah).....

akbar & dena = cocok sih tp dena kan dah ada pandu
ardy & ????? (gk ada yg mw karna takuut )
dena & pandu = T.O.P
BAGAS & FANNY = hasil di rahasiakan (demi keamanan masyarakat indonesia)
karina & ai =  (bwt ai= ati" ma karina dy pentolan)
nia & WILDAN= menurut saya C.O.C.O.K
iqbal & k.a / kereta api = it's crazy
dimas & ??? = ganti" mulu
rakha & sasi = P.A.S. S.E.K.A.L.I
RAKAN & ????? = berita terakir sih sm uti tp uti udah sm seseorang
me & mocca = pasangan paling spektakuler taun 2010
reza & dini = no coment
putri & saddam = gtw
JENG...JENG..JENG...
Ditto & ??? = gak ada yg mw krn tkut pd kebauan

bagi yg gk stuju protes ke otak saya karna dia yg mikir !!!!

end.

Sabtu, 19 Juni 2010

percakapan 2 orang bodoh lawak part 5

Lama gak posting....skarang saya balik lagi dan akan membuat hari'' anda terasa labih indah.......(wkwkwkw)

cekidot

para tokoh''= gw = g   nia = n  lelaki yg ******** sama nia = sebut sajalah adang.

gw = eh ni,critain dong gimana lo bisa jadian sama si adang 
n = panjang deh 
gw = berarti lo suka sama adang dong?
nia = masa GW SUKA SAMA EMAKNYA????
gw = oh jadi lo suka sama emaknya,istigfar ni tobat 
nia = ampunnnnn

percakapan pun di akhiri dengan habisnya batre saya

Rabu, 16 Juni 2010

mati=horee!!! lawak part 4

halolohaloha.....ktemu lagi dengan ambo,dalam posting jenis lawaq part for (4)....
slamat baco...... 

Gw punya temen nmanya nia,waktu itu tuh nia lagi di gosipin deket ama rakan (mang bener sih)
diperkuat lagi nianya yg sk nglendot''rakan....yang membuat iri temen''di sekitar mereka (termasuk saya ...hiks hiks) lalu terjadilah percakapan.
                                                         (n)nia (r) rakan
cekidot
r = eh,smalem kmu kok gk bales sms aku
n= pulsa abis
r = ooh
n = kan,ntar malem janjian ol yok
r = aku gk bisa
n = napa
r = m.a.l.e.s
n = ampun
n = eh,aku minta nomernya dita yg baru dong
r = aku gk punya.
tiba'' skelompok mahluk perempuan yg menamai klompoknya 'anak kelas 5' (emang mreka anak klas 5!!!)
berjalan tiba-tiba ngelewatin rakan nia dengan pura'' batuk alias ngejek.
r = alhamdulilah bentar lagi anak klas 5 mati 
saya = HOREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*rakan lucu sekali kau ini*

Selasa, 15 Juni 2010

betteer lawak part 3

Haloha ktemu lagi dengan ane di posting lawak ...silahkan dicicipi......

Waktu itu dikamar gw,gw lagi dengerin lagu baby-jb pke ipod (wess orang kaya),tiba-tiba nyelonong geto aja ade gw masuk sambil makan better trus duduk di samping gw .Tiba'' eyang gw dateng trus nanya,terjadilah percakapan.

                                                               (k) gw  (a) adek   (e) eyang 

e =  belajar kek,meskipun dah lulus harus tetep blajar.
k =  lagi santai yang,biasa anak muda lagi menikmati masa'' remaja.
e = alah
trus eyang gw  berpaling ke adek gw
e = kmu makan apa?
a = makan better,yang
e = apa?
a = better,yang
e = hah? betet??????
k&a = hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Senin, 14 Juni 2010

ahahay lawak part 2

Cerita jenis  = lawak

Bertemu lagi dengan saya ........selamat menikmati
Bentar lagikan ada pensi (pentas seni ) di skolah gw....... nah perkelas tuh pasti ntar tampil di panggung ntah itu nari,nyanyi,dlll.Nah ade gw kan klas satu truz die kebagian nyanyi lagu sue ora jamu.
                                            (p) pembantu (y) nyokap  (k) gw
p = bu,tadi kata temennya dhio anak klas satu di pensi suruh nyanyi lagu.
y = lagu apa?
P = sue ora jamu,bu
y = itu lagu / kamu nawarin saya jamu?
p = itu lagu bu....
y = pake baju apa?
p = gatau bu
y = lhoh????
p = kata si dio sih PAKE BAJU TAEKWONDO bu
y = WQWQWQWWQWQWQWQWWQWQQWQWQ
Y = bener, tuh ? masa pke bju tekwondo
gw = ahahay!!!! pasti meriah tuh pensi.

ternyata nyokap saya juga lucu, tinggal bokap dan adek saya aja yang masih garing

maju mundur lawk part 1

cerita jenis (lawakan)

halo....saya datang lagi dengan posting terbaru slamat menikmati...(kyk di restoran)

Waktu  itu bokap gw mw pulang dari Balikpapan,dengan resah ade gw berbincang-bincang (alah) dengan gw.
                                              (k) gw      (d) dhio 
d = mba,kok papa nggak pulang''?
k = tunggu sajalah
d = aku telfon mama ya
k =heeh...
5 menit kemudian............................
k = apa kata mama?
d = pesawat papa di undur
k = ?????
k = ''kasian papa''
d = knapa mba?
k = pesawatnya dah hampir nyampe sukarnohatta balik  lagi ke balikpapan
k dan d =HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
ternyata saya lucu (emang!!! *_*)

Minggu, 13 Juni 2010

gw lulus

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Kamis, 10 Juni 2010

2 hari sebelom satnite

hey! pakabar(crasser  quick) dah lama gak posting neh (huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu) sekarang gw mo posting lagi tentang SATNITE (saturday night) jadi sabtu tggl 12 juni wok kelas 6a mo ada acara jenguk pa'adien karena istrinya (bu lani ) abis ngelahirin.Nah abis dari rumah pa adien kita berenang (entah i berenangnya dmana),byur..byur...byur....sst...sst...sst....berenang end (selesai) ,abis itu BBQ an (entah di mana ) terus.......................................................................................................................................................
MOHON MAAF KEPADA PEMBACA ,CERITA INI TIDAK BISA SAYA LANJUTKAN KARENA SEHABIS BBQ AN SAYA NGGAK TAU MO KE MANA (PIECE!)
cekidot....
Kalo misalnya gw salah nulis,tolong pengaduannya jangan ke saya karena yang memberi tau saya saskia putri kamala alamat rumahnnya jalan pemuda

SEE YOU!

Jumat, 04 Juni 2010

KARMA DARI SI 'EJA.

hello moccavers......................

waktu itu gw perpisahan di buni ropes camp.Senengsih......apalagi baareng temen-temen gw,nah kejadian memalukan itu bermula di hari kedua'.'Ayo anak'' berbaris di sni dengan TERTIB'kata kakak pemandu........shstshstshstshstshssestsset...........................................................................outbound di mulai,sengaja gw pilih barisan belakang.tibalah giliran gw................................................. gw berani thuh NAIK ke atas tangga dengan mendahulin si eja (temen gw) pas gw di tangga ke dua dalam hati gw ngomon duh tinggi amet yah ni tangga dengan kontras gw teriakkkkkkk.................''uaaaaaaa tinggi banget....'' masih dengan perasaan malu gw turun lagi guru gw nanya 'kenapa kok turun lagi' dengan bohong gw berkata ''saya kebelet b.a.k u'' aduh sambil lari menahan malu gw b'kata dlam hati ''WAH PASTI I NI KARMA SI EJA.............SI ALAN.!!!!!''